I asked AI to write a new Rancid song. Then the AI did a horrible job, so I wrote one of my own instead.

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“Patches and Punx”

Tim:

I’m hanging out with people

that I probably made up

‘till the sun comes up

Yeah, I just rhymed “up” with “up”

Jake was at the party

and Mindy was, too

And things really got crazy

When Allie brought Stu

Lars:

I said yeah

You know It’s all good

Name-dropping random people from my hood

We were all just

Rudies and punks

And the tattoo on my forehead says “Skunx”

(Extended bass breakdown while Tim and/or Lars let out a very long “yeah”)

Tim:

Bobby Bones was at the party

So you know it was good

Something something something

Punks and hoods

We were drinking and dancing

And the feeling was right

Then along came my good pal

Skinny Jeans Albright

Lars:

I said yeah

You know It’s all right

Name-dropping random people all night

We were all just

Thugs and skins

And my vest is full of patches and pins

Tim and Lars:

Na na, na na na na

Na na na, na na na na

Na na, na na na na

Na na na, na na na na

Lars:

Yeah!

I feel like there should be more stuff on my Tumblr, now that I’ve cleaned it out. So here’s an old dumb thing I did back in like 2015-ish, before the reunion was announced.

All my old Tumblr content is gone. I’ve saved a zip file and backed it up on Google Drive.

This is the new Tumblr. I’ll make it look prettier when I get a chance. For now, you’re getting a Game Boy-ized photo of me in a Ham Bonk International shirt, and some NES-ized pizza with pepperoni and jalapeno as a header image.

Moving forward:

• This blog will be for random musings and longform stuff. This will include my various hobbies and interests.
• Visit @btransplant for spooky pixel art and low-poly models, horror, punk, and horrorpunk content.
• Visit @skastodon for the latest on a social media revolution within the ska community.