Singing while driving

Sometimes I don’t sing along to the lyrics when I’m driving. Instead I decide to add backup parts that the song didn’t originally have, but should. Some songs benefit from “what” and “yeah.” Some songs need some “hup-hup” and “pick it up” action. And the occasional track needs a “eee-hee” and “shamon!” Try it. It’s fun.

Hey, you’re the one who’s been going around helping people around here, right? The King says to keep up the good work, and said to give you this.

Hey, you’re the one who’s been going around helping people around here, right? The King says to keep up the good work, and said to give you this.

Nothing like relaxing with a drink and a good book after a long day at work. #maturity #adulthood #grownup

Nothing like relaxing with a drink and a good book after a long day at work. #maturity #adulthood #grownup

Lazer

Whenever somebody spells “laser” with a “z,” I’m immediately transported back to a world of neon, fishnet-over-spandex, and fingerless gloves. It’s a land where guys named “Ozone” get so funky fresh that they wind up breakdancing against the laws of gravity itself. It’s a world where Coke changes its flavor, then changes it back, all while everyone wonders who shot some guy named JR. It’s a place where cartoon characters’ lips keep moving for two seconds after they’ve finished talking. It’s a magical realm, when you heard urban legends about some kid using a Generation-1 Megatron to stick up a 7-Eleven.

Heh. “Lazer.”

mitchclem:

oh it’s nothing, just some contract for a thing I wrote

If anyone deserves this, it’s Mitch.

mitchclem:

oh it’s nothing, just some contract for a thing I wrote

If anyone deserves this, it’s Mitch.

"What did you do this time, Ray?"

"What did you do this time, Ray?"

Which discontinued food or beverage product are you?

Every day grocery companies make the decision to take beloved products off the shelf, replacing them with inferior items. The tastes of your childhood blah blah blah I’m just trying to make sure this has enough text to fill out a Facebook preview box.

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Lego Ghostbusters Adventures

"Okay, guys. We’re out of the box and assembled. Now what?"

"Let’s say this Twinkie represents the average…  Oh. I see we’re doomed."

"Back off, guys. I’ve earned this."

I’m pretty sure this should have been the title.

I’m pretty sure this should have been the title.

Why do the good record stores always smell like incense?